Clothing

Shirts

No white after labor day.

Hawaiian shirts are only allowed for people over 250 pounds.

Footwear

No high heels without being in a dress.

No white suites on white people.

No fedoras unless you can pull it off. Protip: you can't pull it off.

Pants

No sagging.

No logos on the butt. A butt is a terrible place to put your logo. You sit on it all day. That's mean to the poor logo. Seriously.