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🌎 Language: Singlish (en-SG) — see all 33 languages
You are in the in-universe reference. This page is the original satirical "manual" for LockedIn CLI. If you came here to learn to build software with an AI agent, start at the Home page instead — this whole project is a hands-on tutorial wearing a very confident costume.
The command line for your personal brand. Turn your terminal into a thought-leadership funnel.
v2.0.0 · enterprise synergy edition · powered by influencer-4-turbo
LockedIn CLI is a small, satirical mockup that looks and feels like a modern AI CLI — a colourful splash, an interactive chat session, slash commands, and a model that "thinks" very hard — but only ever produces content of questionable professional value. On purpose.
It is a mockup for fun. No network calls. No accounts. No data. Just vibes only.
Run lockedin with no arguments and you land in a simulated chat REPL, styled
after modern agentic CLIs — a model card, a gradient prompt, a spinner that
"thinks," and an engagement counter (likes · endorsements · recommendations)
that only ever goes up, regardless of what you type.
Type anything and the model will confidently reframe it as leadership — or use
one of the in-session slash commands. At an interactive prompt, press Tab to
complete slash command names and aliases, plus fixed parameters: canonical mode
names, numbers, and reset for /a11y, and currently supported codes for
/language. Parameter completion also works through /accessibility, /lang,
and /languages.
| Slash command | What it does |
|---|---|
/help · /h · /? · ?
|
List the slash commands. Only ? may omit the slash; bare h is ordinary input |
/plan [goal] |
Draft a "strategic" content plan (may or may not execute) |
/messages |
Open your inbox (it is entirely recruiter spam) |
/feed |
Scroll your feed: always different, never new (alias: /timeline) |
/profile |
View your faux professional profile |
/model |
Show the static active-model card |
/version |
Print version and existential purpose |
/stats |
Show this session's engagement stats |
/aura |
Scan your professional aura |
/celebrate |
Celebrate your LockedIn CLI journey, with gratitude |
/clickbait |
Fabricate a comment section full of engagement bait |
/post · /humblebrag · /reflect · /connect · /synergize
|
The content generators, inline |
/language [code] |
Switch language for the rest of the session, or list all 33 — and always show the way back out of a script you can't read (aliases: /lang, /languages) |
| `/a11y [mode | 0-4]` |
/legal |
The fine print |
/clear · /exit
|
Clear the screen · leave (aliases: /quit, /q, /x; the algorithm will miss you) |
Want to fire one command and pipe the output somewhere? Can. Every feature is also a subcommand:
lockedin [command] [input] [flags]
| Command | What it does |
|---|---|
lockedin |
Launch the interactive session |
lockedin chat |
Force the interactive session (reads stdin) |
lockedin feed |
Scroll your feed: 4–6 other people's posts, one promoted, always different and never new (alias: timeline) |
lockedin profile |
View your faux professional profile |
lockedin post |
Generate a thought-leadership post, broetry included |
lockedin humblebrag |
Announce an achievement with performative modesty |
lockedin reflect [x] |
Extract a profound business lesson from something mundane |
lockedin connect |
Add 500 strangers to your "meaningful" network |
lockedin synergize |
Emit exactly one (1) sentence of pure enterprise buzzwords |
lockedin clickbait |
Fabricate a comment section full of engagement bait |
lockedin aura |
Scan your professional aura (aura farming, LockedIn edition) |
lockedin celebrate |
Celebrate your years as an early-adopter thought leader |
lockedin plan [goal] |
Draft a "strategic" content plan (may or may not execute) |
lockedin messages |
Open your inbox (entirely recruiter spam) |
lockedin model |
Show the static active-model card, Copilot-style |
lockedin stats |
Show a fresh session-stat card |
lockedin version |
Print version and existential purpose (also --version / -v) |
lockedin help |
Show help. Visionaries seldom read it one. |
lockedin legal |
The fine print (satire disclaimer + license). |
| Flag | Effect |
|---|---|
--version, -v
|
Print version and existential purpose |
--lang <code> |
Force a language; otherwise autodetected. Codes are printed by lockedin help
|
--resume, -r
|
Keep your faux profile across sessions |
--accessible |
Screen-reader-friendly plain output (aliases: --a11y, --screen-reader) |
--high-contrast |
High-contrast colour theme for low vision (alias: --hc) |
--low-distraction |
Reduced motion, no emoji, calm colour (aliases: --calm, --reduce-motion) |
--plain |
Monochrome: no colour, but keep the layout (aliases: --mono, --monochrome) |
--yolo |
Does nothing. Brave sia. |
--make-no-mistakes |
Also does nothing. Aspirational only. |
lockedin # interactive session
lockedin post
lockedin feed
lockedin --resume profile
lockedin --lang es reflect "my standup ran four minutes over"
lockedin aura
lockedin celebrate
echo "/messages" | lockedin chat # pipe a session non-interactivelyThe CLI ships 33 language bundles (29 left-to-right and four right-to-left) —
ar, bn, bo, de, el, en, en-SG, es, eu, fa, fi, fr, he,
hi, id, is, it, ja, kn, ms, nl, no, pl, pt, pt-BR, ru,
sv, tl, tr, uk, ur, zh, zh-HK —
and autodetects your language on startup (override with --lang or
LOCKEDIN_LANG). Every command re-rolls its content from pools of ~25+
variations each, now with structural permutations (the shape of each
output varies, not just the words), so you can run the same command for a long
time before you see a repeat. Set LOCKEDIN_SEED for reproducible output:
Arabic, Persian, Hebrew, and Urdu emit no bidi controls by default. On a terminal
you know supports Unicode isolates, set LOCKEDIN_BIDI=on for more sophisticated
mixed RTL/LTR ordering. Empty, unset, off, and invalid values remain off; there
is no automatic TTY detection. Screen-reader output always strips the controls.
LOCKEDIN_SEED=42 lockedin post # same post every timeReal output, captured straight from the terminal. Screenshots (splash,
interactive session, messages, aura, celebrate, clickbait) live in
docs/screenshots/.
influencer-4-turbo was fine-tuned exclusively on posts that begin with
"Unpopular opinion:" and end with "Can agree or not? 👇". Its context window is your entire
professional life. Never wrong one, because it has never said anything
falsifiable.
Satire. LockedIn CLI is a parody of AI-era command-line tools and
"thought leadership" culture — not affiliated with, endorsed by, or
representative of LinkedIn, or any real company. Run
lockedin legal for the full disclaimer.
Tutorial
- 1 · Orientation
- 2 · How the Code Works
- 3 · Your First Agent Task
- 4 · Prompting & Reviewing
- 5 · Localization
Reference
Satire · Sátira · 風刺. Not affiliated with LinkedIn. GPL-3.0-or-later.