Talk:What XMMS2 isn't

• increase corporate profits.
  • ..unless you are ubuntu or other commercial linux distributor

• clean your house.
  • ..unless you hook it up with your emacs

• bring about world peace.
  • ...but it might learn you stop worrying and love the bomb?

• destroy Microsoft.
  • ...

• play video.
  • except the audio tracks.

• transport you to another galaxy.
  • ...

• look good in screenshots.
  • ..unless you like pure text

• make the Internet free.
  • ...

• turn your desktop into an animated 3D cube.
  • ...

• give you a standard to commoditise upon.
  • unless it becomes a standard to commoditise upon.

• wrestle crocodiles
  • ...crocodile wrestling is xmms1 only.

• make you live forever.
  • ...unless you are mentioned in AUTHORS?

• come out of a shiny box and install itself in your heart forever.
  • ...

• make you rich.
  • ...unless you are a SoC student :)

• get you laid.
  • ... unless you use it to play sensual music while dating a girl.

• make you famous.
  • ... unless you're Sébastien Cevey.

• break you out of jail.
  • ...except when compiled by Frank Morris, or John and Clarence Anglin.

• cure you of AIDS, cancer or syphillis.
  • ...

• give you free music.
  • ... except for a small sample.

• give you superhuman strength.
  • ...unless you compile it with -fuse-kryptonite