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Agent pubeit

Tenshi Hinanawi edited this page Apr 28, 2012 · 1 revision

Agent Pubeit is a brave chanologist who decided to bring the lulz back into Chanology by running into a Scientology Org convered in Pubes, Vaseline, and toenail clippings; he even humped a giant fucking stack of Dianetics books. It is widely agreed that this is what chanology SHOULD have been - what is this i dont even

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  • Brave Agent Pubeit, Agent Pubeit was very brave
  • Watch ye friends and ye shall see that he will win the day
  • Deep underground with stone and trains, Vaseline was applied
  • We handed him pubes, so many pubes, so he may complete his guise
  • The path to victory and win, paved with pubes accumulated
  • from the anonymous horde they came to him, fail he could not afford
  • the various pubes they stuck to him from the Vaseline he put on before
  • Brave Agent Pubeit came up from underground
  • Covered in Vaseline and pubes, he emerged proud
  • 40 degrees in the streets, the streets
  • here's where we got the call,
  • Agent Pubeit the brave was on his way, free of delays and stalls
  • verily he traveled on his way, the brave the brave the quick
  • to the Church of Scientology to tell them to suck his dick
  • the many they stared afraid they were for a thing they have not seen
  • slippery and covered in pubic hair was the way it had to be
  • Meanwhile back at our the base the attack had already begun
  • Prank calls and our various faxes would ensure the battle was won
  • A dozen proud preceded him serving to distract
  • Incessant and vicious our calls they were, offensive and horrible our fax
  • BRAVE Agent Pubeit, he was about to arrive
  • At the Church of Scientology, his target could not hide
  • Touch everyone and everything once he runs inside
  • Pubes on their hands as they go to grab the gross slippery pube-covered guy
  • Brave Agent Pubeit, Agent Pubeit ran away
  • He knocked over shit and he got our pubes all over the place
  • He touched three guys and they found out, how slippery one man could be
  • He spread confusion and our dickhair, with his touch of Vaseline
  • His mission complete it may seem, but there was more
  • Three blocks away awaited another Scientology org
  • The buildings two he strikes at thee, as he has once before
  • The CLO headquarters did not know what they had in store
  • Radioed in we attacked our target number two
  • Let the enemies know that with them, Anonymous was not through
  • Off the hook their phones rang as we directed our second push
  • Agent Pubeit will soon come their way and deliver upon them some bush
  • Brave Agent Pubeit, safely got away
  • Scientology we strike at thee because you're fucking gay
  • Your buildings both we hath spread, our agent covered in pubes
  • Remember this day we have delivered Operation: Slickpubes

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